*Hey, you there!*

Are you constantly disappointed by paper land deeds for boring pixel lands? 

Do you want to be one of the cool kids and have your own NFT deed to metaverse land, but don't know where to start? 

Have you ever thought to yourself 'I wish I had an enigma machine that reorganized matter to form gateways to other realms for a (metaverse, probably) trip no one will ever believe?' 

*Well look no further!*

**The Frogland Computational Toadex** is sustainably sourced from broken down alien technology and repurposed by **<REDACTED>**, handcrafted to be the multifunctional, multidimensional, multitudinous, multimedia Land Synthesis Device of your dreams! 

*Get your **LSD** today!*

Copyright Parodies Lost, Good Ribbit Productions, LLC. 

Frogland Computational Toadex

Quite the discerning eye you have! This Coastal LSD is so special, I don't get many for sale - and when I do they tend to be snapped right up! Or is that what happens to previous owners when they wade a little too deep... Neveryoumind, I happen to know that this LSD's previous owner is very happy in the desert now, far from water! Coincidence, I suspect...