*Hey, you there!*

Are you constantly disappointed by paper land deeds for boring pixel lands? 

Do you want to be one of the cool kids and have your own NFT deed to metaverse land, but don't know where to start? 

Have you ever thought to yourself 'I wish I had an enigma machine that reorganized matter to form gateways to other realms for a (metaverse, probably) trip no one will ever believe?' 

*Well look no further!*

**The Frogland Computational Toadex** is sustainably sourced from broken down alien technology and repurposed by **<REDACTED>**, handcrafted to be the multifunctional, multidimensional, multitudinous, multimedia Land Synthesis Device of your dreams! 

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Frogland Computational Toadex

Ahh so this Urban LSD tickles your fancy, hmmm? A less clever person may see this as the easy way out, resources delivered to your doorstep, streetlights piercing the blanket of night...not that it matters, what dangers could possibly lurk deep in the concrete jungle? Not to worry, you look brave and hardy, I'm sure you'll do just fine! No...?

Land Synthesis Device #636

Land Synthesis Device #637

Forest LSD! An adventurer after my own heart - how can one not fall in love with the winding trails and enchanting fungi that grow so bountifully amidst the mossy trees? I recommend you read 'Toxins and Treats', it's the only way to survive out there when Nightshade and Prunella Vulgaris look so similar, not to mention the shrooms...or the fauna.

Land Synthesis Device #638

Land Synthesis Device #656

Finally! Someone who appreciates a challenge...perfect for this Desert LSD! While moisture may be scarce there are plenty of prickly pears, scores of scorpions and of course, a wind strong enough to blow the curtains between the realms straight open! Make sure you're fully charged before you make your move - never know what you will (or won't) find!

Land Synthesis Device #658

Land Synthesis Device #659

Fortune favors the bold, and bold you must be to be interested in this Mountain LSD! Those heights are positively dizzying (and I must say) a little too much for me, let alone what dwells in the caves! Oh...you hadn't heard? Well, I'm sure the Planning Commission has that all sorted out by now - perhaps you'd like a discount? You don't have to run away...

Land Synthesis Device #660

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Land Synthesis Device #759

An adventurer! Two of a kind, you and I, eh? The Tropical LSD is not for the faint of heart - just as a seductive siren sings so sweetly to lure you in, so do the sultry sights and sounds of the tropics, like a lullaby...that is, until you nearly get your leg bitten off! Ahh adrenaline - what is life without the rush of a near death experience?

Land Synthesis Device #819

Land Synthesis Device #991

What do we have here...the Wetlands LSD? My most humble of apologies sir, I did not realize someone of your...particular skillset mingled amongst the commoners for your LSD needs...exactly how, ah, murky and dank do you like your swamp? This one should do, I assure you - plenty of, ah, concealing depths... No, sorry, no name or card to give, I must be on my way!