*Hey, you there!*

Are you constantly disappointed by paper land deeds for boring pixel lands? 

Do you want to be one of the cool kids and have your own NFT deed to metaverse land, but don't know where to start? 

Have you ever thought to yourself 'I wish I had an enigma machine that reorganized matter to form gateways to other realms for a (metaverse, probably) trip no one will ever believe?' 

*Well look no further!*

**The Frogland Computational Toadex** is sustainably sourced from broken down alien technology and repurposed by **<REDACTED>**, handcrafted to be the multifunctional, multidimensional, multitudinous, multimedia Land Synthesis Device of your dreams! 

*Get your **LSD** today!*

Copyright Parodies Lost, Good Ribbit Productions, LLC. 

Frogland Computational Toadex

What do we have here...the Wetlands LSD? My most humble of apologies sir, I did not realize someone of your...particular skillset mingled amongst the commoners for your LSD needs...exactly how, ah, murky and dank do you like your swamp? This one should do, I assure you - plenty of, ah, concealing depths... No, sorry, no name or card to give, I must be on my way!