Mondo Megabits is a non-generative, handmade, no AI trading card game, ever expanding & evolving in real time. Are you a Mondo Man?

Mondo Megabits

"Bee-boop BOP! Your toaster is approved for 30mg of ROBILIFY."

IS YOUR ROBOID INSANE? CALL NOW.
Press 1 if you own a MANDROID.
Press 2 if you own a FEMDROID.
Press 3 if your droid believes there are more than two (2) GENDERS.

Choose One (1):
1: Time to RECYCLE that befuddled bot. Select any Male roboid in play, and exchange it with a Male roboid from your deck.

2: You sicko, is it a sexbot? If it"s not a sexbot, do you fuck it anyways? You should be ashamed of yourself. You"re going to jail, bud, and we"re taking your bot to a Femdroid Shelter. Select any Female roboid from your opponent"s hand or deck and add to yours.