Mondo Megabits is a non-generative, handmade, no AI trading card game, ever expanding & evolving in real time. Are you a Mondo Man?

Mondo Megabits

"I"m rubber, and you"re rubber cement. Whatever you say sticks and stones, dumb bones!"

Much like assault gun-bullets, these are lethal on the playground. Words hurt- bad. Comments about B.O./WEIGHT/UNDERDEVELOPED FACIAL STRUCTURE/UGLY GIRLFRIEND hit like flechette shells. Meanwords tear deep into your enemy"s fragile heart, twisting their Jokered psyche. Thank God these things are illegal.

Verbal Wordcrime T*rror Att*ck: Friendly creature plays Modern Warfare 2 for one (1) turn, to charge up. For all subsequent attacks: issue a h*mophobic threat to your opponent and place a -1 PSI marker (stackable) on target(s). SORRY!