*Hey, you there!*

Are you constantly disappointed by paper land deeds for boring pixel lands? 

Do you want to be one of the cool kids and have your own NFT deed to metaverse land, but don't know where to start? 

Have you ever thought to yourself 'I wish I had an enigma machine that reorganized matter to form gateways to other realms for a (metaverse, probably) trip no one will ever believe?' 

*Well look no further!*

**The Frogland Computational Toadex** is sustainably sourced from broken down alien technology and repurposed by **<REDACTED>**, handcrafted to be the multifunctional, multidimensional, multitudinous, multimedia Land Synthesis Device of your dreams! 

*Get your **LSD** today!*

Copyright Parodies Lost, Good Ribbit Productions, LLC. 

Frogland Computational Toadex

Forest LSD! An adventurer after my own heart - how can one not fall in love with the winding trails and enchanting fungi that grow so bountifully amidst the mossy trees? I recommend you read 'Toxins and Treats', it's the only way to survive out there when Nightshade and Prunella Vulgaris look so similar, not to mention the shrooms...or the fauna.