*Hey, you there!*

Are you constantly disappointed by paper land deeds for boring pixel lands? 

Do you want to be one of the cool kids and have your own NFT deed to metaverse land, but don't know where to start? 

Have you ever thought to yourself 'I wish I had an enigma machine that reorganized matter to form gateways to other realms for a (metaverse, probably) trip no one will ever believe?' 

*Well look no further!*

**The Frogland Computational Toadex** is sustainably sourced from broken down alien technology and repurposed by **<REDACTED>**, handcrafted to be the multifunctional, multidimensional, multitudinous, multimedia Land Synthesis Device of your dreams! 

*Get your **LSD** today!*

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Frogland Computational Toadex

Ahh so this Urban LSD tickles your fancy, hmmm? A less clever person may see this as the easy way out, resources delivered to your doorstep, streetlights piercing the blanket of night...not that it matters, what dangers could possibly lurk deep in the concrete jungle? Not to worry, you look brave and hardy, I'm sure you'll do just fine! No...?