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Mondo Megabits

"Paspookada Madoo! You"re hexed now! Haha!"

Diameter: 1.5" PVC pipe
Tip: Epoxy crystal tip, connected to Mobius coil
Features: iWizard App connectivity (Chakra Detector, Daily Horoscopes, e-Book of Spells)

Marketed to fans of the Harry Potter metaverse, Power Wand is neither a true thaumaturgical appliance nor is it imbued with more than an infinitesimal amount of magicka (though it is, legally, magickal). The iWizard App is startlingly convincing though-both the Chakra Detector and Relatable Daily Horoscope are said to "feel real" to users.

(They have what you don"t: Faith.)

Power Wand owners believe that with their wand, they can cast deadly hexes, start oil wars, and break up celebrity couples that "aren"t a match". Are you brave enough to tell them it"s make-believe?

Hufflepuff"s Hex: Ancient energy flows from your novelty wand, holy shit man it"s real. It"s actually real.
 No effect.

*Offering this want to an enemy Rainbow Riot or The Hive creature will win them over to your hand.