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LOOK AT THAT, you have a unique description! Nice work! Ok, back to the script... ahem...

Nothing's worse than a roll of used toilet paper... except if you are wearing it like this creep.

In the current year of PRESENT A.D., us Weirdos are being pushed aside to make way for a new, calculated form of being. Clean sights, quiet sounds, and prescribed feelings surround us when all we need is a new age of Weird. The Hall-O-Weirdos will put their cold, lifeless hands on your limp shoulder and breathe some spooky life back into your dead corpse of a body and carry you to the HALL OF WEIRDOS. Rejoice in blinding brightness of neon pixels and toxic plastic fumes... even if they are simulated.