Spawned in his earthly barn by the genius philanthropist avocado, 8,888 green soldiers stand at the ready to launch into space, feed the world and fight against famine.

With a dedicated crew of botanical buddies, Wholly Guacamole sprays its seed all over the planet before raining down a golden shower of sunlight and holy H20.

The world needs heroes, and none come harder than a skinned leather genius and his band of healthy helpers.

The Crop Collective

This botanical buster was captured trying to jump ship to greener pastures. We can no longer trust him to deliver fresh goodness to a world of hungry humans; So we are recouping our procreator costs by auctioning off the troublesome treat.