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Name: Procedure Pamela  
Age: 54  
Height: 5"3"  
Weight: 147 lbs.  
Location: Orange County, CA  
Education: Santa Ana High School Class of "87  
Profession: Aspiring "The Real Housewives of Orange County" Cast Member

Procedure Pamela has gone under the knife  more times than she  
can count. A cross between Mrs. Potato Head and a Walmart version of Pam Anderson, she is a sight to be seen. There isn"t a plastic surgery procedure that she hasn"t tried at least once. In fact, her tits have been done seven times in the past five years alone. Her first procedure was a nose job she received as a Sweet Sixteen birthday present from her parents. From there it was fake boobs, lipo, and lip injections. Her ass  is also 100% fake and she even had some ribs shaved down to give her an ultra-freaky waist-to-hips ratio.

This bored housewife got addicted to drastically changing her appearance and loved the attention she received all over town. Her poor kids had to hear nonstop jokes when their top-heavy mom paraded her huge tits around soccer  practice. With her 55th birthday approaching, Procedure Pamela shows no signs of slowing down. She has a popping Instagram profile that is a feed full of thirst trap posts. You would think a feed that consists of nothing but images of circus tits would be promoting an OnlyFans account, but nope, it"s just attention-seeking Procedure Pamela thriving off the likes and comments from complete strangers and basement-dwelling creeps. She has become the local Orange County  go-to authority on social media regarding plastic surgery.