CryptoCrimeClub

## Description

Been in the Albanian mafia his whole life and used to hustle Gold and Rupees  but now Anders just wants to live a peaceful life. No more breaking knees, just private keys. He already has it all  just not legally. One last try. Ten figures or bust.

## Role

Anders moves and cleans stolen Bitcoin for Governments and Ultra-High Net Worth Clients. He also owns the warehouse that the gang works out of, and is here by default after finding out about the operation after dropping by one day. This is now his legacy; and he knows it.

Anders #792

## Description

Ed is an antisocial hacker from the Anonymous days who never had many friends. He's in his late 50s with no family around, and doesn't like showing his face  even to the gang. Very temperamental and touchy, hes at his best when hes left alone to work. Lives on weed and coffee. Hangs out with and teaches Neo, phishing online usually.

## Role

Used to hack payment systems and big industry (oil, bank, gas and gold) servers, and focuses on legacy systems to help the gang get through older frameworks. And while Ed is definitely the proverbial "old mad boomer" of the hacking world, hes a legend in the ring. Experience also has its advantages, and he acts as the group's moral compass.

Ed #757

## Description

As a father of two little girls, Johnny's got a lot to lose. He got burned hard for 1,000 BTC on Mt. Gox years ago, and hasnt stopped looking for revenge since. His family thinks he is an Actuary working for a Venture Capital Firm. All his suits cost $3,000+, and he's home by 10 pm every night. Cut and dry, with the heart of a lion.

## Role

The only level headed one in the group, this family man looks squeaky clean  but hes also a fierce leader and defender of the gang. Johnny doesnt care about anything outside of Ethereum now. He keeps the group educated, and even though he might not know it himself, he is an absolute information nerd.

Jonny #3066

Jonny #3133

Ed #3104

Ed #3103

Anders #2436

## Description

Construction foreman by day, strongman and biohacker by night. Wolfgang knows the blockchain better than anyone, and his portfolio is nothing short of insane. A sleeping whale. While intelligent, dont be fooled: this big tough softie definitely has an angry side. Blah, blah, blah, you DON'T want to see it.

## Role

The muscle & a man with great patience. When things aren't cooperating, he gently encourages them to. Great intuition often audibles the next move to a much better one. Wolfgang is the eyes and ears of the NFT & Crypto space. The Michael Saylor of the gang, putting Bitcoin in the Convict Books.

Wolfgang #1163

## Description

Imani stands out as the greenhorn of the group. Shes a gearhead tomboy-turned-electrical engineer at UniverseX, and shes been mining all sorts of crypto at home for years now. Shilled and rug-pulled three projects during the ICOs of 2017. Walked the dogs during the Shiba Coin stage. But now? Now shes ready for something new. Shes also a known Supercar Enthusiast.

## Role

High tech, low bias. Imani will deconstruct and reconstruct anything, using any tools available. Always learning. Seriously. Brings her computer along everywhere, and pretty much does everything they do in the movie Eagle Eye, except completely on-the-fly. She also enjoys working on teleportation hardware in her free time.

Imani #1094

## Description

Keem may be new to digital theft, but hes an OG to real-life theft. Originally from LA, he came up off credit card scams before moving to PPP, EDD and just recently bought a list of hacked Coinbase accounts. He needs the gang, and the gang needs him. Keem is ready and willing to go farther than anyone else and risk it all.

## Role

He moves fast, has street connections, and knows everyone in the city. Why are his people scared of him? Does he pay them? Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. He is known for dirty, dirty work. When he calls, you answer, and the job gets done. Not pretty, but a last resort.

Keem #1017

## Description

Ex-Swedish National Ballet, acrobatic stunt pilot, racecar driver and three-time equestrian champion. Kiras got more tricks up her sleeve than Houdini. She also dated a Hell's Angel  and since then, let's just say the switch has been well and truly flipped. She steals Crypto for fun at this point. Anything for some adrenaline.

## Role

Utilitarian, very MacGyver-ish. High-level thinking, devilish looks, and fast-moving. Kira keeps the gang on their toes, and is always a step ahead. Very decisive, will burn the bridge and not look back. Cold-hearted killer.

Kira #2912

Jonny #2899

Kira #328

## Description

Hailing from Nigerian royalty bloodlines, Khalfani originally came here to open up an office for a multinational corporation for his family. He did that, but got bored. Met Kira at a bar, & been involved ever since. Very dry, and not here to be your friend. He drives everywhere with security at 100mph. Do not waste his time, its very expensive.

## Role

Hes got wealth on a different level. "The Money" of the group, Khalfani funds their various missions. He knows a good ROI when he sees one  hes connected to the rich and government officials wherever he goes. An aspirational iron man, he also tries to modify his body with expensive tech to remain on the bleeding edge.

Khalfani #329

## Description

As a father of two little girls, Johnny"s got a lot to lose. He got burned hard for 1,000 BTC on Mt. Gox years ago, and hasnt stopped looking for revenge since. His family thinks he is an Actuary working for a Venture Capital Firm. All his suits cost $3,000+, and he"s home by 10 pm every night. Cut and dry, with the heart of a lion.

## Role

The only level headed one in the group, this family man looks squeaky clean  but hes also a fierce leader and defender of the gang. Johnny doesnt care about anything outside of Ethereum now. He keeps the group educated, and even though he might not know it himself, he is an absolute information nerd.