CryptoKitties is a game centered around breedable, collectible, and oh-so-adorable creatures we call CryptoKitties! Each cat is one-of-a-kind and 100% owned by you; it cannot be replicated, taken away, or destroyed.

CryptoKitties

I'm Pizzazz, and I'm as hot as melting cheese, as spicy as Italian sausage, and as well-loved as anchovies. (...In Metropurrlis they're the most popular topping.) Don't you dare bring up pineapple, it doesn't belong on pizza. Not to be extra cheesy, but I'll give you a pizza my heart.

Pizzazz

Welcome. I'm Lord Tyrannus Wyrm, you may know me from Captain America: Civil War. I really want to languish a nice dumbo octopus one day, is that weird? What's that smell?

Lord Tyrannus Wyrm

Jambo, I'm Snuffles Melondrop. Pleasure's all mine. I've dedicated my nine lives to preserving threatened sasquatch habitats. I once cleaned a ninja, it was glorious.

Snuffles Melondrop

Welcome. I'm Nicholas Rollcage, but you already know that. I would go on a date with a dog just to run a cruise line. What's up? Cat got your tongue?

Nicholas Rollcage

RAWR XD! I'm Speedbump Ham Salad, and you're cute. To be honest, stacking these bills is all I'm really interested in. Let's go invest in a condo together.

Speedbump Ham Salad

Sup, my name is  Maynard James Kitten , but you can call me whatever you like *wink*. I'm totally obsessed with Sylvester. If you can prove the upside down really does exist then I'll eat my bonnets right here, right now.

 Maynard James Kitten 

Ciao! I'm Zeus, feline warrior of a magical realm I can't tell you about. My best dress-up costume ever was when I impersonated Lisa Simpson. Can I pitch you my start up? It's going to disrupt the Ringmaster industry.

Zeus

Halloooo. My name is The Shadow. My favourite topic of conversation is Andrew Jackson. I'm thinking of dying my fur a metallic shade of ochre. Do you think it will suit me? Vote for me in your next local election! *wink*

The Shadow

Eyyyyyyy. I'm Thulsa Doom Kitty, feline warrior of a magical realm I can't tell you about. I once saw a fortune teller and they told me if you sneeze with your eyes open they'll pop out. My mother might not approve of you, but that only makes me want to spend time with you even more.

Thulsa Doom Kitty

I see you. I'm Danger Wyrm. I can tell we're going to have a good time together. Do you think I could pass as a foo dog if I tried to sneak into a zoo? Word on the street is Pokmon Silver is the best game of all time. All time!

Danger Wyrm

Well look who it is. I went by the name Pinky Floyd once. I think me and Joan of Arc would get along just fine. I'm reading your aura, and it's Pantone 18-3838 ultra violet.

Pinky Floyd

Oh, hello! I'm known as The Grim. I have a complicated past, but I'm ready for a new beginning. Some people think I look like Elijah Wood, what do you think? Let's go invest in a condo together.

The Grim

Top of the mornin' to ya. I'm Wyrm Skellington. I tend to harass when I'm excited. Imagine me as Sir John A. MacDonald's more erudite sibling. Don't ever leave me. I don't like being alone.

Wyrm Skellington

Check it. I'm Happy Hallowyrm, but you can refer to me as your new best friend. I'm thinking of dying my fur a metallic shade of onyx. Do you think it will suit me? Let's get matching Niles Crane tattoos.

Happy Hallowyrm

Jambo. I'm Fabio Kingmuffin, and I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win. Color me cyan, I'm thrilled to be in your life! Later, I'm headed to play Gauntlet Legends.

Fabio Kingmuffin

Yowza. My name is The Oracle, which got me teased a lot in high school. Have you ever seen a cat with a aquamarine tailbone? Don't ever leave me. I don't like being alone.

The Oracle

Oh hi. My name is Thor Babyface. I love to wear ochre. I often wonder what a lovechild between Elijah Wood and The Pope would look like. I'm craving a whiskies and stevia right now, is that weird?

Thor Babyface

Bonjour. I'm Psychic. And you are? I have made a mixtape for a duet with 50 Cent, but I'm having a hard time tracking them down. You can help, right? Don't even think about it.