CryptoKitties is a game centered around breedable, collectible, and oh-so-adorable creatures we call CryptoKitties! Each cat is one-of-a-kind and 100% owned by you; it cannot be replicated, taken away, or destroyed.

CryptoKitties

Bark...errr, meow. I'm Fabiano Yodelgirl. I've never actually finished Dr. Strangelove, I get too distracted with licking doorknobs. Let's go doing juice cleanses together!

Fabiano Yodelgirl

CryptoKitties #1982434

Yaya, I'm Kottur Slippyness, but what's in a name, anyway? I was voted "Most dangerous" at my office Christmas party. Tell me your deepest, darkest desires.

Kottur Slippyness

Hark! I'm Qattus Lubwuv. During my kitten days, I fooled around with Marge Simpson. I'm reading your aura, and it's mauveover.

Qattus Lubwuv

Top o' the muffin to ya. I'm Manscape Surlypet, and I will do almost anything because of the economy. If I want to put soy sauce all over my oranges, I shouldn't have to answer to anyone about it, am I right? Get ready to lie in the sun and do nothing all day with me.

Manscape Surlypet

*tips hat*. I'm Momo Dullsnuggums. Do you also love to eat cantaloupe with fish sauce? I'm on a strict diet of only gorgonzola right now. Does anyone even use ICQ anymore?

Momo Dullsnuggums

Yaya. My name is Felis Coottitch, which got me teased a lot in high school. I can safely say that kimchi is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Don't even try to convince me otherwise. Does anyone even use ICQ anymore?

Felis Coottitch

Hola! My name is Tzar Egopookie, and my game is photography. I often get mistaken for Tyler the Creator. My New Year's resolution is to be more magnificent.

Tzar Egopookie

Jambo, my name is Bandit Melifluoushickey, but you can call me whatever you like *wink*. I like to collect v-necks. If you're nice enough, maybe I'll give you one. Let's go to my litter box, it's where I conduct all my meetings.

Bandit Melifluoushickey

Andrew Waddlebaloo

Salaam. My name is Missus Hyperwampus. Let's cut to the chase: I like fighting the patriarchy. Wanna join? I assess you to be spontaneous, and I approve. What's up? Cat got your tongue?

Missus Hyperwampus

Shalom. I'm Ginger Finepop. I'm working on a scientific experiment involving the finger webbing and the heart of a newly discovered type of troll. That's all I can tell you for now. I like trying to swallow ribbons at the lunar new year. Shhhh, don't speak.

Ginger Finepop

What's up. You may call me Seor Consnuggums. I shall call you Andrew Jackson. I'm really trying to become a master Rocket Surgeon. Spending my nights discovering new plants probably isn't helping, though. Will you take me skinnydipping? But first, can you tell me what that is?

Seor Consnuggums

Hello human. I'm kali/liger/dreamboat, and I will be your personal Taxidermist. Let's spend the whole day listening to Thundercat together. Don't even think about it.

kali/liger/dreamboat

Yowza. I like practicing gratitude because my name is Catnip Stoicknees. I once got stung by a bee on my cankle. Until our next encounter...

Catnip Stoicknees

*winces*! My name is Minou Whipwampus, but I prefer to be addressed as "your highness". I listened to Hanson before it was cool. I know many interesting facts about the rare and majestic grizzly bear.

Minou Whipwampus

Bonjour. I'm known as Kitte Abracakes. I have a complicated past, but I'm ready for a new beginning. This one time, at band camp, I was voted "most likely to write the next Harry Potter... by plagiarizing J. K. Rowling". What's up? Cat got your tongue?

Kitte Abracakes

Hey, what's up, hello. I went by the name Kit Strongnano once. My hobbies include climbing tall people, but only in moderation. I'm like Miley Cyrus, but more affectionate.