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If you or a loved one has recently investigated the  Foundations operations in Haiti, call our suicide hotline before its too late. 

If you feel lonely sitting in jail waiting to testify against billionaire pedophiles, 
...know that help is only a phone call away.

Do you fantasize about  yourself in the back of the head a bunch of times while handcuffed? Driving a Bugatti off the roof of a parking garage? What about sucking off a gun to make it cum big bullets? How about tying your neck to a ceiling fan and pulling the beads three times so you spin around real real fast until you die???

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Last four (4) creatures that have died (on either side) are resurrected, and must spend four (4) turns vacationing on an island in the pacific ocean. (not visible on Google maps). When vacation ends. the creature return to their owners hands.
 Both players must discard items in play