GRIFF-EDITIONS

The Latifrons was a mistake. 

The name was a mistake, because no one knew what it meant, it sounded flouncy and did not fit the look, or the personality, of the bike at all. For what it"s worth, it was a big f***ing bison that went extinct. 

But by far the biggest screw-up was pandering to the whims of uneducated riders, and including a pair of handlebars in the design. 

You see, the Latifrons was designed for heavy work. It had more torque than was healthy for any machine and could carry a tonne weight up a cliff like it was nothing. As a result, it was also a bit.. gruff. It felt most other things, particularly the meat bags that tried to ride it, as.. puny. So imagine what happened when the puny meat bags tried to control it. 

Never grab a Latifrons by the horns. 

And so, only the hardiest riders (and the most desperate for a heavy-lifting bike) chose this model. And if they were smart, they held on to something else. 

Personality: Does not respect other.. anything. It doesnt respect anything. If you address it, and it remains silently looking at you - run. 

Common names: Names are for puny meat bags. 