INFLUENCERZ

Name: Vaccinated Vicky  
Age: 36  
Height: 5"3"  
Weight: 162 lbs.  
Location: Portland, OR  
Education: BA, Liberal Arts from Williams College  
Profession: Starbucks Barista & Social Justice Warrior

Vaccinated Vicky is a hardcore woke liberal, and as soon as she  
heard that there were two "I GOT MY COVID-19 VACCINE" stickers available -- one for each shot -- she became wetter than the Florida Everglades.

The thought of being able to post a real-time selfie during BOTH  
shots made Vaccinated Vicky tingle in places that she forgot existed.  
Not only can she demonstrate her support of masks  in the photo, but she can also jam her vaccine  opinion down the throats of her  
71 Facebook friends and 23 Instagram followers.

But what if her followers don"t agree? If they know what"s best  
for them they will just like the picture and move on. If not they  
face being canceled faster than a PornHub free trial.

Vaccinated Vicky plans on taking full advantage of Krispy Kreme"s  
free daily donut offer throughout 2021 . There is no need to fear diabetes and the health implications of consuming a donut-only  
diet when you have cases of face masks at home.