INFLUENCERZ

Name: Rolls-Royce Rachel  
Age: 23  
Height: 5"7"  
Weight: 122 lbs.  
Location: Dallas, TX  
Education: BS, Spirits Management from Florida International  
Profession: Liquor Sales Representative

Rolls-Royce Rachel is currently "dating" a commercial real estate tycoon in Dallas. Is it true love? Is she secretly hoping he leaves his wife of 22 years and loses custody of his four kids? If his wife finds out about her will she leave him and take 50%, limiting the number of fun coupons  available to fund her outrageous lifestyle? These are all valid questions running through Rolls-Royce Rachel"s mind.

One thing is for certain, though, and that is her love for taking selfies  in his Rolls-Royce Dawn Convertible. How do you show all of your social media followers that you are far superior to them? By taking a selfie in a Rolls-Royce and doing the head tilt in order to show off that "RR" headrest logo. Rachel likes to jam this selfie pose down the throats of her followers at least three times a week to remind them that they are peons.

90% of Rachel"s headrest selfies are taken from inside the garage due to its owner having a monthly mileage allowance of 208.33 miles according to his lease terms. Those "road miles" are reserved for his wife. Rachel is fine with it. Her 82,546 Instagram followers double-tap those cringeworthy selfies at an engagement rate of 5%, which gives her just enough brand deals to pay for her Equinox gym membership ($185/month) and BMW 3 Series lease ($419/month).