INFLUENCERZ

Name: Lambo Larry  
Age: 24  
Height: 5"5.125"  
Weight: 148 lbs.  
Location: Houston, TX  
Education: DropOut (But Actually Graduated)  
Profession: E-Commerce Guru (ClickFunnels Two-Comma Club Baller)

Lambo Larry is an e-commerce guru that absolutely dominates drop shipping. Well, he thinks he crushes it when in reality his Facebook Ad spend is identical to his revenue minus COGS. He is a master at breaking even and often ends months in the red. Nonetheless, Lambo Larry is the proud recipient of the ClickFunnels 2-Comma Club award. What does that mean? It means that Lambo Larry has successfully generated more than 1 million dollars using the sales funnel tool.

It has absolutely nothing to do with running a successful online business, or a profitable one for that matter. It just means he sold a bunch of drop shipping crap. Now and then he pulls a  lucky horseshoe out of his ass and profits at least $990 a month, which is exactly how much it costs him to rent a Lambo for the day from his "boy" Timmy at SIKK WHIPZ LLC. He takes full advantage of the 75 miles allowed, doing 50+ laps around the same block before doing a sick photoshoot with the car and the Houston skyline as a backdrop.

Lambo Larry comes prepared for his photoshoot, complete with a dozen wardrobe changes to stack several months worth of Instagram content. The amount of knock-off Balenciaga clothes and fake bling Lambo Larry has is mind-boggling. He is the epitome of an Instagram entrepreneur.