INFLUENCERZ

Name: Dubai Debbie  
Age: 44  
Height: 5"2"  
Weight: 158 lbs.  
Location: Charleston, SC  
Education: University of South Carolina Dropout  
Profession: Unemployed (Hasnt Filed Taxes Since 2004)

Dubai Debbie has been posting pictures on social media portraying a fabulous life of luxury in Dubai for years -- before it became a common practice amongst the unemployed "do nothing bitches" of Instagram. Dubai Debbie is the OG and as you can tell from her pictures, she has some miles on her.

While she is still a 20-something smoke show in her own mind, the reality is she"s in her mid 40s and packing on the pounds. But, the fat old men that fly her over and put her up at the iconic Burj Al Arab hotel  don"t seem to mind. Why?

Well, Dubai Debbie is no rookie to the strange fetish of her "clients" wanting to poop  on her. In fact, she has embraced it fully. It"s part of the job. They poop on her, she gets a vacation, A+ social media content, and a little wire transfer to cover her necessities for survival. It"s honest work -- if you have zero self respect.

Dubai Debbie doesn"t have the luxury of being able to leverage her non-existing moral compass and meet sugar daddies in LA or Miami. There are younger women with less mileage that scoop up those opportunities. On the plus side, her  Emirates Skywards balance is impressive.