The Universally Challenged

People ask How does the oreetduc get so high up on the cliffs of the fetha plateau? They dont appear to be particularly athletic, so how do they manage it?'. Its all down to the large air sacs in their buttocks. Oreetducs dont trump like the rest of us, instead the gas gradually inflates their buttocks. Once up to maximum pressure they act as a spacehopper and allow them to bounce incredible heights up into the cliffs. If you are ever privileged enough to witness this, please send me a photo.