The Universally Challenged

The ibresartus preys on fear. It hangs around places where folk get scared and inhales the hormones emitted. Youve probably seen them on the roof of an  examination hall just before you go in. Sometimes its under your seat at the cinema when youre watching your favourite horror film. It could be outside the dentist or simply in your wardrobe at night. In my personal opinion, this is all highly unnecessary as bumping into one of these creatures in the dark abyss of the universe would be pretty terrifying as it is!