Down the Rabbit Hole

Hello, stranger. You're a curious one, aren't you? 

As you can see, I stand on the edge. And since you're so curious, I'd like to invite you to join me, for I'm about to jump in. I'm sure you must think it a great idea, to join me down the rabbit hole to discover what adventures await. But beware... Rabbit holes are infamously mysterious and treacherous and most certainly, I am more prepared than you are to face what lies hidden in the depths. Still, I would welcome the company and if enough of you join me, we'd probably make a formidable force... Are you ready?