The Universally Challenged

Weve all been in the situation where theres a turd floating in the local swimming baths and the poor lifeguards do their best to remove it. Imagine the situation where theyre monitoring the shallow waters of  Pud Sea and suddenly spot a large turd getting dangerously close to bathers. They dive in with their nets only to find theyve caught a fluosp. There isnt actually much known about fluosps other than the fact that they look like theyve got turds on their heads.