*Hey, you there!*

Are you constantly disappointed by paper land deeds for boring pixel lands? 

Do you want to be one of the cool kids and have your own NFT deed to metaverse land, but don't know where to start? 

Have you ever thought to yourself 'I wish I had an enigma machine that reorganized matter to form gateways to other realms for a (metaverse, probably) trip no one will ever believe?' 

*Well look no further!*

**The Frogland Computational Toadex** is sustainably sourced from broken down alien technology and repurposed by **<REDACTED>**, handcrafted to be the multifunctional, multidimensional, multitudinous, multimedia Land Synthesis Device of your dreams! 

*Get your **LSD** today!*

Copyright Parodies Lost, Good Ribbit Productions, LLC. 

Frogland Computational Toadex

An adventurer! Two of a kind, you and I, eh? The Tropical LSD is not for the faint of heart - just as a seductive siren sings so sweetly to lure you in, so do the sultry sights and sounds of the tropics, like a lullaby...that is, until you nearly get your leg bitten off! Ahh adrenaline - what is life without the rush of a near death experience?