The Universally Challenged

Should you ever travel to the planet Fetha, you may just come across a dermot. A dermots most outstanding feature is its moustache. They spend hours finely manicuring them with their tiny little claws. Both male and females display this wonderful piece of facial hair, both believing it makes them more attractive to each other. They breed by swapping moustache clippings, the DNA mixes together, a bit like pollen on flowers and a few days later a baby dermot is born complete with tash. Isnt nature marvellous!