Mondo Megabits

"Welcome to Psycho Psychic Schizo Psychosis; real life wallhacks- talking to birds, crazy next level shit like that. That's the type of shit I like."

A bum initiate is dragged by his remaining hair through 9 inches of patty-caked shit, all the way down the drainpipe into CITY POOP CISTERN B-- a hobo-cult hangout F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E. hasn't bothered raiding yet (it smells bad!). Step one commences-- the grunts pass by him in a line, smashing piss filled 40s into the initiate's buckled up skull. Head trauma is needed for the next part.

Inhalants. Poop jenkem. Meth^2. Fart spray. Cocie-Colie (WORLD BEST SODA (PSYCHOACTIVE MDT-3 ACTIVATED (CHARCOAL + PSILOSYBIN EXTRACT))). The cult surrounds his convulsing cadavers, he JOLTS awake. Negalt, the leader of the Psychics, kneels. 
"You seein' it man?"

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Sacrifice 75 HP from a creature and destroy one (1) of your drug cards in hand. Creature can now use psychic powers to null two (2) enemy moves of your choice- any enemy cards in play are subject to move nullification. Your psychic creature deals 200 additional DMG on next attack