888 ALPHA AI SPACEMEN

No one gets the job done or target eliminated as easily and efficiently as you. You're an infamous bounty hunter who once defeated ten thousand tree-sized cavalier king charles spaniels. But you never did get the ETH you were promised for that mission. For a while, you had to take a job as a bookkeeper to pay the bills. Sometimes you wish you still did that. There'd be less bloodshed, that's for sure. The Union of Mandated Peace have a bounty on your head but no one has the guts to try to collect it.