888 ALPHA AI SPACEMEN

You know this story before you read it. You are a strategic battle planner who possesses short-term precog abilities. Not only is this useful for predicting how a space battle might go, it's also handy for spades. You joined Warp Squad because you predicted you would. You insist your ship should have a glyphs cockpit. You're fairly sure that The Plunderers plan to kidnap you and tie you to a mast as a future-predicting radar, but you're always one step ahead.