halfanorange

this killer whale is a d*** on the outside but a fish on the inside. or a mammal? biology is hard. killing is all he knows. killing is all he does. he"s john rambo with fins and a blowhole. sometimes he wishes he could stop killing but orange star doesn"t pay him to splash overweight kids at theme parks. they pay him for conquering planets and stealing their sweet sweet juicy oranges. he kills so good that orange star made him a flavor of their juice. collect all four flavors to show your friends you hydrate the best.