Mondo Megabits

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Location: Northern Russia.
Initial Impact Crater Radius: 3.26 km

A meteor impact site containing big fragments of kooky space stuff. CONTAINS: 
- Space Potatoez 
- Moon Fossils 
- Neil Armstronk: a new type of Space Weed grown exclusively on Nebular Reticulum Colony 3c-i, apparently physics is different in that region (due to Black Lives Matter Supermass 3c-i) so the THC molecule skips a link and literally isn"t THC, it"s actually THB (technically making it "not weed" but physically looks just like weed- other than the purple metallic leaf texture & alien smell. Smells loud but also a little like gasoline, fitting because one time I rolled it in a blunt with my homie Andre that lives next to me in Apt 3C (coincidence???) "This shit"s gasoline" word for word is what he said I swear to God. Unfortunately he got mad fucked up and "Little Greened Out, Man" (funny little play on words I thought up to describe when someone smokes alien dope and greens out, trust me not the first time. It"s understandable: He literaly had never smocked alien weed before so he basically had no T (Tolerance) LOL. 4 Lightyear T-break. Lol. 
- Space Fossilz 

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Neil Armstronk: While this location is in play, all F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E., Aliens, and D.U.D.E.: Fellas Rising cards have an unlimited supply of Loud Dope to smoke. 
 +50 HP per turn for above listed factions