Mondo Megabits

"You vill live in zee pod. You vill eat zee bugs. You vill own nothing, and you vill bee happy."

Now that you are in your new OnePod Z-RO (unit no. 924,539,214) you can finally relax and unwind. Take a load off and kick up your feet as your spine naturally adapts to the conical enclosure-at long last youll have that hunched-over Holywood Posture. same as the top celebs (and certain mollusks). You will look like your coworkers. if the pain becomes a distraction, simply increase your dose of SmilePills (Flouridine-Hydroxicodone)

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The Great Reset: (Nearly) Full wipe: xenoestrogen efficacy 99.4%. Opponent must discard all cards in hand 
and remove all cards in play except for ONE (1) card of his choice.