KEK WIN$ EDITIONS

The RPD (ROCKET PROPELLED DEN$ITY) is memeufactured by [Color Densile Systems.](https://twitter.com/wwwcolorcolor) 

CDS specifically designed The RPD to be exceptionally mobile for clandenstine and frontline memelitia operations. This piece of kit has a built in & state-of-the-art, Anti-NPC computer system with a keknetic energy display. This system can track and destroy a host of NPCs  ranging from your run of the mill institution, to a hoard of flying normies. 

Now what happens when the cubic projectile makes impact with its target? 

One might imagine, being that the cube is made of the densest matter on earth, that the destruction would be un-imaginable. But the inverse is actually true. 

The RPD is actually designed to cause ZERO (similar to what banks are) physical harm. The gravitational significance of the cubic projectile immediately wakens the target from their programed NPC stupor. 

The intended target will instantaneously shift their mindset from CBDCs are environmentally friendly and good for our health and safety. I trust Gary Gensler to fairly regulate crypto to The way of the frog and cube are the truth. The institutions and figures pushing CBDCs must be memed into oblivion. We will not bend the knee. 

As you can see, The RPD is an incredibly dank, dense, and based piece of memenitions. 

Please call 1-800-084-2069 to place your pre-order today! 