KEK WIN$ EDITIONS

The year is 1969. [Lord Jamie V. $hill](https://twitter.com/LordJamieVShiLL) was on his morning walk through the town he provided governance over in the [redacted] Province of Denstantinople.

On this fateful morning, a smowl, bb chad was seen floating in a toter down the River Yun. The Lord knows this story well and didnt skip a block - not with hangry bearas around. 

Lord $hill immediately saved the smowl lad before the stream turned to rapids. Upon looking at him, his eyes began to glow from what he saw. 

There was a klaf note in the toter. The Lord read the ancient Hebrew and immediately rushed back to The Tungsten Manor.

His name - George $. Pepepatton V.  Airdropped to The Lord from the OG.

Over the coming years, Lord $hill would spend all gm and gn honing the battle acumen of The General. 

Decades later, Pepepatton would grow into a force The Institutions never saw coming. Battle after Battle. Memefront after Memecront. Victory after Victory.

He couldn"t be stopped.

One of the most famous stories of Pepepatton was when he lead an army of Kekruits into the Memeterranean Theater, in the defense of Densablanca. The fight was against The Centralizoors - vicious tyrants of the time. 

The exact details from that battle are secured behind a SHA-420 encrypted SCIF - but we know one thing from that battle. 

KEK WIN$.

*The exact whereabouts of The General are not known. There is no death certificate as legends never die. It is rumored he has gone underground and has been advising decentralized Memelitias around the world in their fight against The Institutions*