Jon Burgerman

This baby is very evil. It is almost impossible for it not to grow up and become a terrible super villian, who will destroy all life on Earth. But, for the time being, it does need its diaper changed.

Evil Baby 14/20 - Pointless Collectables

You think you know cool bands, or the newest crypto currency (poopcoin) etc?! Please! With the power of 1000 teenagers and 1000 techy early adopters Nuhhuh will eye roll you into oblivion.

Nuhhuh 19/20 - Pointless Collectables

Pokey has a finger and isn"t afraid to use it. Watch as they lean into any situation and at the last moment poke the hell out of it.

Pokey 12/20 - Pointless Collectables

Pokey 2/20 - Pointless Collectables

Pokey 6/20 - Pointless Collectables

Pokey 17/20 - Pointless Collectables

Booper partied too much at college and hasn"t been able to stop since. Regardless of their serious responsibilies (a succulant named Paul) Booper will drop a disco biscuit at 11am and sit and dance all day long

Boope 2/5 - Pointless Collectables

The truth is Mask Guy 100% knows how to properly wear a face mask he just gets a giddy thrill from being told off in pubic and having the mask pulled back and snapped in his face. He's one sick guy

Mask Guy 8/20 - Pointless Collectables

Nuhhuh 14/20 - Pointless Collectables

Nuhhuh 20/20 - Pointless Collectables

Pokey has a finger and isn't afraid to use it. Watch as they lean into any situation and at the last moment poke the hell out of it.

Pokey 8/20 - Pointless Collectables

Scourge of gluten haters, Dough is unashamably carby. They"ll make you bloated and sleepy whilst filling your system with tempty calories, yet against your better interest, you"ll absolutely love it.

Dough 1/5 - Pointless Collectables

Nuhhuh 4/20 - Pointless Collectables

No-one knows how Hattrick does it but as soon as an old friend, loan shark or ex-lover comes into view they manage to self-squish up inside of their hat. Any hat will do, apart from a fedora.