The Lizard Lab is a community-based storytelling experiment combining puzzles, expansive lore, and 5,000 lizard experiments.

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The Lizard Lab

A true friend will never judge you for your actions... nor will this lizard. However, it will judge you for your taste in lizards.

Lizard #535

This lizard is here to remind you of what you already know: That life is a perilous journey. It will help you find your way.

Lizard #537

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. Many people have been horribly injured while trying to take selfies with this lizard.

Lizard #580

Watch what you say around this lizard. It is responsible for sorting your mental landscape and taking out all the garbage. You don't want it to get sick of you, do you?

Lizard #595

Do not attempt to use this lizard with a lute, 'ukulele, or other stringed instrument that has fewer than 6 strings. Please discontinue use if your lute's tuning pins have come loose.

Lizard #668

This lizard is programmed to not stab you in the back when its higher up the chain of command than you are. That doesn't mean it will miss out on opportunities to be rude, however!

Lizard #684

This lizard is good for your mental health. It'll take you on a trip through your most beautiful memories, even if they're not yours!

Lizard #709

This lizard should be operated responsibly. Please avoid if under the influence of controlled substances. Before using, consult your doctor if you suffer from epilepsy, heart disease, or the gum disease Gingivitis.

Lizard #712

This lizard is an unparalleled investigator of the unknown, the mysterious, the obfuscated, etc.

Lizard #718

This lizard does not exist within your space-time continuum, which only goes up until the point where you bought this product anyway. So be nice to it. It can't escape on its own.

Lizard #719

Lizard #720

Do not attempt to use this lizard in zero gravity.

Lizard #725

If lost, return this lizard to the nearest lab for testing.

Lizard #747

This lizard is an escape artist! If you're going to keep it in a cage, you can't just lock the door and walk away. Trust us on this one.

Lizard #787

Stay away from this lizard's mouth at all costs--that goes double if you're a pizza delivery man.

Lizard #809

Don't let anybody tell you what to do! Play your own way with this fun and adventurous lizard.

Lizard #822

This lizard has been optimized to help you realize the full extent of your creative potential. Take it easy at first, and build up stamina slowly. There is no substitute for hard work!

Lizard #853

This lizard is not guaranteed to keep your baby from crying. However, it may help you convince your baby that all will be fine in the long run.