Crypto Coven

You are a WITCH made of mirrors. You pad your bed with eiderdown feathers and dreams. Your magic spawns from beeswax and bottled screams. You carry the soul of your sister in a ring upon your finger. SING, SING, SING!

birch of the tower

You are a WITCH with hidden eyes. You keep pet fish in fishbowls made of ice. Your magic spawns from mop water and muffin tops. You are the leading expert on crossbred hybrid creatures. ITS TIME TO DANCE!

carina, the plausible metronome

You are a WITCH who bathes in moonlight. You dye your hair with henna and blood. Your magic spawns from the reaping of chaos. You bathe in the sweet juices of poisonous fruits. LET THE LIGHT IN!

duststorm chrage

You are a WITCH whose existence is secret. You are an explorer of the far-flung unknown, a messenger from the edge. Your magic spawns from a kittens first steps. You see visions of the future in your morning stew. CRAFT MAKEUP FROM THE EARTH!

pineapple, the untethered fog

You are a WITCH made of paper mache. You collect things, all things  monocles and moon rocks, mousetraps and marbles. Your magic spawns from vitamin D. You make your home out of acorn caps and fall leaves. YOU ARE LOST IN THE WIND!

daikon the soft

You are a WITCH made of recycled paper. You sew wings to your back when you walk through the wood. Your magic spawns from darkness and shadow. Each night you practice the lute to an eager audience of turtles and deer. HARK!

thyme of the swamp

You are a WITCH made of twigs and bark and leaves. You dance on the ocean, tap and jig on the waves. Your magic spawns from beeswax and bottled screams. The bartering value of your blood is a timeshare between demons. MAKE LIGHT WHERE THERE'S NONE!

tiatia, the offal bomb

You are a WITCH with unspeakable talent. You collect things, all things  fangs and furniture, dance shoes and dreams. Your magic spawns from the sweat on your back. You toe the line between consumption and corruption. MAKE ALL AWARE OF YOUR PULCHRITUDE!

zimina, the unbroken dynamite

You are a WITCH delicious beyond reckoning. You keep pet fish in fishbowls made of ice. Your magic spawns from leaves changing hue with the seasons. You cast charms with each manicured finger that rises to cover your smile. GO FORTH AND FROLICK!

jade of the vivarium

You are a WITCH who runneth over with ichor and honey. You collect things, all things  pinecones and pigeon eggs, pickled pigs' feet and poison sumac. Your magic spawns from the sweat on your back. You summon limbs of branch and bone to crawl the depths of the world. GET UNDER THE DUST!

opala, the uncanny flame

You are a WITCH hatched from a scheme. You compose music with the starlings. Your magic spawns from a woman's will. You watch the dead haunt the earth and feel the touch of their icy hands. GET DIRT UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS!

mistress limba

You are a WITCH entangled in the knowing of everything. You have a garden where everything is allowed to become anything else. Your magic spawns from a well-tailored suit. You see people's past in the lines between their brows. GET VOLCANIC ASH IN YOUR HAIR!

honeydew, the lonely key

You are a WITCH bold beyond reckoning. Your consciousness is heavy and vast. Your magic spawns from vast pop culture knowledge. The cards speak to you in loving whispers. BE WELL; BE WILD; OR ELSE, BEGONE!

prune, the pastel enigma

You are a WITCH delicious beyond reckoning. You practice healing sutures on underripe bananas.  Your magic spawns from mop water and muffin tops. You charm your own earrings with clovers and cloves. CRAFT MAKEUP FROM THE EARTH!

lettuce, the dry leaf

You are a WITCH from the sliver of the eclipse. You collect things, all things  monocles and moon rocks, mousetraps and marbles. Your magic spawns from broken hearts and found souls. You have devoted your studies to the pursuit of hydromancy. GET BEESWAX IN YOUR HAIR!

mars

You are a WITCH whose existence is secret. You dance atop mountains, samba and ballet on snowy peaks. Your magic spawns from a kittens first steps. You summon limbs of branch and bone to crawl the depths of the world. MAKE HASTE!

duststorm fire flower

You are a WITCH made of honeycomb. You collect mushrooms for tea and keep powerful chickens. Your magic spawns from... your hat? You know all the most scandalous secrets of the dead. MAKE LIGHT WHERE THERE'S NONE!

bohrium the cruel

You are a WITCH who runneth over with ichor and honey. You whisper your secrets to the water lilies in bloom. Your magic spawns from the warmth of a good book with ten very attractive people on the cover. You charm your own earrings with rainfall and roses. GET BEESWAX IN YOUR HAIR!