Crypto Coven

You are a WITCH bold beyond reckoning. You light your scrapbooking table with fireflies in jars. Your magic spawns from vitamin D. Nations rise and fall at your whim. GO BEYOND! IT IS THE ONLY PLACE FOR YOU!

madam spangle

You are a WITCH made of balloons. You whisper your secrets to the water lilies in bloom. Your magic spawns from a dolphin's first swim. You untangle your fate from the follies of the world. MAKE ALL AWARE OF YOUR PULCHRITUDE!

jujube rainbow

You are a WITCH forged of silver. You write poems filled with hexes. Your magic spawns from bonfires made of LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE paraphernalia. You and your kinfolk sleep in piles, casting spells with each shared breath. DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!

iraya of the wilds

You are a WITCH made of balloons. You collect things, all things  grease stains and gingham, juices and jackalope ears. Your magic spawns from darkness and shadow. You claim white hairs and whispers from those who visit your home. IT'S TIME TO PICK A POISON!

cicely, the vermilion haybale

You are a WITCH carved from a jack-o-lantern. Your consciousness is heavy and vast. Your magic spawns from bits and bytes; flesh and blood.  You live in a cottage made of gingham and gelatin. SING, SING, SING!

carrot, the sun-bleached torte

You are a WITCH made of mirrors. You pad your bed with eiderdown feathers and dreams. Your magic spawns from beeswax and bottled screams. You carry the soul of your sister in a ring upon your finger. SING, SING, SING!

birch of the tower

You are a WITCH with cunning beyond measure. You write poems filled with blessings. Your magic spawns from an eye all-seeing. You live in a cottage grown from saplings and vines. RUN INTO THE WATER!

potato hive

You are a WITCH with hidden eyes. You keep pet fish in fishbowls made of ice. Your magic spawns from mop water and muffin tops. You are the leading expert on crossbred hybrid creatures. ITS TIME TO DANCE!

carina, the plausible metronome

You are a WITCH who bathes in moonlight. You dye your hair with henna and blood. Your magic spawns from the reaping of chaos. You bathe in the sweet juices of poisonous fruits. LET THE LIGHT IN!

duststorm chrage

You are a WITCH whose existence is secret. You are an explorer of the far-flung unknown, a messenger from the edge. Your magic spawns from a kittens first steps. You see visions of the future in your morning stew. CRAFT MAKEUP FROM THE EARTH!

pineapple, the untethered fog

You are a WITCH made of paper mache. You collect things, all things  monocles and moon rocks, mousetraps and marbles. Your magic spawns from vitamin D. You make your home out of acorn caps and fall leaves. YOU ARE LOST IN THE WIND!

daikon the soft

You are a WITCH made of recycled paper. You sew wings to your back when you walk through the wood. Your magic spawns from darkness and shadow. Each night you practice the lute to an eager audience of turtles and deer. HARK!

thyme of the swamp

You are a WITCH made of twigs and bark and leaves. You dance on the ocean, tap and jig on the waves. Your magic spawns from beeswax and bottled screams. The bartering value of your blood is a timeshare between demons. MAKE LIGHT WHERE THERE'S NONE!

tiatia, the offal bomb

You are a WITCH with unspeakable talent. You collect things, all things  fangs and furniture, dance shoes and dreams. Your magic spawns from the sweat on your back. You toe the line between consumption and corruption. MAKE ALL AWARE OF YOUR PULCHRITUDE!

zimina, the unbroken dynamite

You are a WITCH delicious beyond reckoning. You keep pet fish in fishbowls made of ice. Your magic spawns from leaves changing hue with the seasons. You cast charms with each manicured finger that rises to cover your smile. GO FORTH AND FROLICK!

jade of the vivarium

You are a WITCH who runneth over with ichor and honey. You collect things, all things  pinecones and pigeon eggs, pickled pigs' feet and poison sumac. Your magic spawns from the sweat on your back. You summon limbs of branch and bone to crawl the depths of the world. GET UNDER THE DUST!

opala, the uncanny flame

You are a WITCH hatched from a scheme. You compose music with the starlings. Your magic spawns from a woman's will. You watch the dead haunt the earth and feel the touch of their icy hands. GET DIRT UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS!

mistress limba

You are a WITCH entangled in the knowing of everything. You have a garden where everything is allowed to become anything else. Your magic spawns from a well-tailored suit. You see people's past in the lines between their brows. GET VOLCANIC ASH IN YOUR HAIR!