diewithethemostlikes ponderosa meat managers

i regret to inform you pancho miguel is now knuckle steak and a plethora of other otherwise discarded animal parts. a being summoned from the garbage disposal at red lobster. that sometimes the employees pray to. and other times curse. its doesn"t laugh often. but when it does. it sounds like a vape plume accumulating failed dreams. or the crunch of dried leaves. he seems to be doing ok though.

ground beef pancho miguel

i regret to inform you that fidelio is now pulverized animal parts. it was part of a settlement with ken nun. to become animal parts. but he seems to be doing alright. and the flies don"t mind too much either. and he was awarded a lifetime subscription to redtube. in that settlement. so his life is full. as is the meat. with blood and other pollutants.

ground beef fidelo

oh no. ethdapps is now meat. unfortunately or fortunately. because the butcher made a fuckable portion. i suppose his life isn"t so bad. though the flies seem unsettled at times. by the thrusting. he lives a mostly peaceful existence.

ground beef ethdapps

i regret to inform you mMontari is now ground beef. he seems happy enough. because the flies are feasting. but please do not disturb him. as he is in fact made of uncooked pulverized animal parts.

ground beef mMontari

i regret to inform you mr. tut is now ground beef. the transformation was rather seamless. so please do not be sad. but he is pulverized animal parts now. so please keep your distance. and be respectful of the rotting meat.

ground beef mr. tut

i regret to inform you crooked west is ground beef. the pulverized parts are moving quite a lot. so you should probably not interact. it is rekt meat. meaning spoiled. however he seems quite happy. so please let him be as he is ground beef.

ground beef crooked west

i regret to inform you that curator 9000 is now ground beef. and drinking jenkem. instead of huffing it. but please do not pity him. because he is happy. in his new ground beef state.

ground beef curator 9000

i regret to inform you that crooked west is ground beef again. he wasn"t. but now he is again. but he"s doing alright. because he can extract ground beef from tiny little grocery store bags.

ground beef crooked west again

i regret to inform you ned has become ground beef. he got a new haircut at great clips. and suddenly became beef. please do not approach him. because he is rotting beef. but he seems happy enough. in this state.

ground beef ned

do not fuck with meat wave. do not swim in meat wave. do not even look at meat wave. for it is a wave. with ambiguous intentions. made of the same ground beef. your mom once used for green bean casserole. and has a propensity for unruliness.

meat wave

i regret to inform you vvd is now ground meat. please do not disturb him as he has descended into quite the pile of pulverized animal parts. though sometimes this descent feels good man. because as the flies pull and rip. its the first time anyone has felt anything in years.

ground beef vincent van dough

i regret to inform you that zeartpump have been turned to ground beef. in the waning sun. of a highway median in indiana. they seem happy enough. being torn by flies. and carried to factories. to fuel the creation of nothing in particular. so please do not disturb them in their ground beef state.

ground beef zeartpump

i regret to inform you. that there has been another zeartpump. that has succumbed to ground beef. in an eternal desire. to fill the deep fryers. and save a nation.

ground beef zeartpump too

i regret to inform you artifaction has succumbed to ground beef. specifically a 60/40 new cinnabon blend. that is a seasonal menu item. with hopes of becoming permanent. he seems quite content as beef. in the state of pulverization and decay. so please do not disturb him. as he is ground beef.

ground beef artifaction

i regret to inform you that john has turned to ground beef. rare. beef. but ground at that. so please do not disturb him or his beef pool. for it is somewhat rotting. though he appears happy in this state.

ground beef john

i regret to inform you zack is ground beef. he seems happy enough. as being beef. but please do not approach him. as he is beef. for now.

ground beef zack

i regret to inform you pindar is ground beef. he appears quite happy in this state. so please do not disturb him. as he transfers shapes and realms in a perpetual state of beef motion.

ground beef pindar

i regret to inform you 6529 has become ground beef. he seems to be doing ok. in a pair of sunglasses. from sunglass hut in the gary indiana airport. but do please keep your distance because he is ground beef nonetheless.