SCAMMER

DISMINION

DRUSE

A person who listens to music on their iPod so loudly that the sound of their music annoys people around them.

EARSORE

FINGAL

One who shows up to the dance but has no idea where to go or what to do once there.

FINIKIN

Will not perceptively accumulate micro-scratches or marring on its exposed surface.

FOGPROOF

A place where dreamers and makers can be creative and provide for others.

FORGE

A name for the tundra and the people who dwell there.

FROSTFLOWER

GALLUS

A result of looking intently at your Windows XP computer for 12 consecutive hours without blinking, which causes the surfaces of your eyes to dry up and a crusty residue to form on them.

GLARE

A joker who participates in a valuable or hypocritical scheme for money, gifts, or favors rather than on the basis of serious convictions.

GRINDSTONE

HEPCAT

An alteration of hocus-pocus  a word used to describe something that is incomprehensible, absurd or ridiculous. I dont know what youre talking about. Its all hox.

Lowest level of hell; reserved for the worst sinners.

IRONG

A difficult situation that lasts and lasts, like an incurable weed infestation.

A person who is not who he or she pretends to be.

JARRY

A desire to kill your neighbors chickens. A feeling of guilt that immediately follows your desire to kill your neighbors chickens. The act of killing your neighbors chickens.

JOICE

Perfume from a plant called labdanum, which has a balsamic, resinous scent.