HashBastards: Nip Strips

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HashBastards finally made in on the Jimmy Fallon show, where he's taking the war against Coca Cola to the national stage. First you charm them, then you drop the hammer. 

Featuring: 
Gen 4 Bastard 99 Jimmy Fallon Bastard  
NEW PFP Bastard

NipStrips #070

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10% was never enough. Neither was the poison pill. Elon, with the help of his ape money, now has majority stake over Twitter. The Evil Rich Guy Gang's master plan is taking shape. 

Featuring: 
HashBastards 98 Elon Bastard  
Gen 2 Bastard 91 Twitter Bastard  
Gen 3 Bastard 8 Bully Ape

NipStrips #071

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Trash Bastard and Toilet Bastard are discussing who's the worst 10k, but instead they fell in love. 

Featuring: 
Gen 4 Bastard 90 Trash Bastard 
Gen 4 Bastard 75 Toilet Bastard

NipStrips #072

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New Kid Bastard is just trying to enjoy some Furry Porn on Bastard Hub, but Only Grams Bastard has caught him in the act. 

Featuring: 
Gen 4 Bastard 76 Computer Bastard 
Gen 4 Bastard 68 Bastard Hub 
Gen 3 Bastard 23 New Kid Bastard  
Gen 4 Bastard 5 Only Grams Bastard

NipStrips #073

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Coinbase Bastard is LIVE! With Comments! The other marketplaces aren't so excited about the idea... But Coinbase can find that out on their own. 

Featuring: 
Gen 5 Bastard 65 Looks Rare Bastard  
Gen 4 Bastard 15 Opensea Bastard  
Gen 5 Bastard 28 Rarible Bastard  
Gen 4 Bastard 81 Coinbase Bastard

NipStrips #074

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THE OFFICIAL TOONPAINT COLLAB NIP STRIP! See you at the Cutesy Frens Funeral. Bring your own Full Bladders. 

Featuring: 
TOONPAINT  
NEW PFP Bastard

NipStrips #075

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Our heroes are making progress too. Not only have they successfully snuck into Christie's, they've just been purchased by none other than Sotheby's Bastard himself. 

Featuring: 
NEW PFP Bastard  
Gen 5 Bastard 80 Brainwashed Bastard	
Gen 2 Bastard 27 Sothebys  
Gen 4 Bastard 37 Christies

NipStrips #076

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BASTARD BOXING ROUND 5! ETH Bastard Vs Polygon Priest. ETH may still have high gas, but everyone fucking hates Polygon Priest. 

Featuring: 
Gen 5 Bastard 85 ETH Bastard  
Gen 4 Bastard 85 Polygon Priest Bastard

NipStrips #077

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DYOR Bastard is looking for the next fashion trend and just stumbled upon something so super retro and cute. Are pixels in again?

Featuring: 
HashBastards 163 Pixel Bastard 
Gen 3 Bastard 19 DYOR Bastard

NipStrips #078

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HashBastard is looking for a Blue Chip to collab with, but they all leave him on read. Probably too busy grabbing more cash. 

Featuring: 
Gen 3 Bastard 41 Cool Cat Bastard  
Gen 5 Bastard 83 Creature Bastard  
Gen 5 Bastard 49 Alien fren Bastard  
Gen 3 Bastard 8 Bully Ape Bastard  
Gen 5 Bastard 59 Doodle Bastard

NipStrips #079

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The interview with Jimmy Fallon continues, with special guest Slowpensea Bastard. After a full year of getting twerked on in the face, Slowpensea couldn't help but fall in love. It doesn't get more romantic than that. 

Featuring: 
Gen 4 Bastard 99 Jimmy Fallon Bastard  
NEW PFP Bastard 
Gen 4 Bastard 15 Opensea Bastard

NipStrips #080

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It's Joe Biden Bastard's funeral, and Cameltoe Harris wants to set the record straight that she is NOT laughing at this. And she is NOT guilty. 

Featuring: 
Gen 5 Bastard 42 Kamala Harris Bastard  
HashBastards 137 Joe Biden Bastard  
Gen 3 Bastard 28 Obama Bastard  
Gen 2 Bastard 18 Hillary Bastard  
HashBastards136 Trump Bastard  
Gen 5 Bastard 30 Melania Bastard  
Gen 2 Bastard 38 Bill Clinton Bastard

NipStrips #081

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Now that the Ape holders have bought in hook, line, and sinker, it's time to get them to fully dox themselves. If not, they're fucked.  

Featuring: 
Gen 3 Bastard 8 Bully Ape 
Gen 3 Bastard 44 Fud Devil

NipStrips #082

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Elon Bastard just bought Twitter, and no one is angrier about it than Jack Bastard. Except for maybe Bezos Bastard when he finds out 

Featuring: 
HashBastards 142 Jack Bastard 
HashBastards 98 Elon Bastard  
Gen 4 Bastard 9 Old White Guy News

NipStrips #083

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Cutesy Circle Jerk thought they were safe from the "dump" part of "pump and dump", but not even the influencers can save you when The Undercutter comes to visit. 

Featuring: 
Gen 4 Bastard 62 The Undercutter 
Gen 5 Bastard 93 Cutesy Circle Jerk

NipStrips #084

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OFFICIAL COLLAB WITH ELENI IS BORED AGAIN. 

We are not all gonna make it, Eleni is lying. 

Featuring: 
New PFP Bastard  
@isboredagain

NipStrips #085

NIP STRIPS - Strip 86

Cameltoe Harris Bastard was talking mad shit about locking Covid Bastard up, but that's gonna be kinda hard to do when she GOT INFECTED WITH COVID. That's Covid's special move. 

Featuring: 
Gen 5 Bastard 42 Cameltoe Harris 
Gen 3 Bastard 46 Beta Variant

NipStrips #086

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After Sotheby's Bastard purchased our Heroes at Christie's, he's now selling original artwork. A takedown of dumbass Ryan Carson. To our Heroes surprise, it sold for $6 Billion. They've flipped their way into wealth. 

Featuring: 
Gen 3 Bastard 2 Fake ID 
Gen 5 Bastard 1 GM Bastard  
NEW PFP Bastard  
Gen 5 Bastard 80 Brainwashed Bastard	
Gen2 Bastard 27 Sothebys